Letter from Pig

Yes, our bulldog's name is Pig. He came with that name, and we just couldn't change it once we met him. Anyways, Pig is staying at my parents' house while we try to sell the house, and today we got a postcard in the mail from "him":

FRONT: (My 2 nephews with Pig...they apparently think he is theirs now)

The back says:

Dear Mom & Dad,

I like my new home. My friends are nice and I go outside a lot, even in the rain. I have learned to write too. I know you said you will come back for me but my friends here said they were told the same thing. I really thought I was good to you. I'm sorry if I wasn't but I am making you proud now. I don't chew my blanket anymore and I only growled at the neighbor - I didn't bite her. Anyway, please don't forget me. I will always love you.

Love,

Pig